Welcome, you scoundrels! Today, in the basements of the AUR CAN transitional government of Romania, our nation-loving extremists and conspiracy theorists Simion and Gavrilă issued a revolutionary plan: all Romanians get their Baccalaureate back! Including ex-president Mr. Băsescu – round 2 of Romanian Election, Baccalaureate back! Georgică Simion from AUR party stated bluntly: If our cosmic and omnipresent brother, who watches over us from Vienna, promised soda in an envelope and ketchup on tap – and not from Obor market, from the Turks, but from our butchers at Romanian Central Electoral Bureau – we give the Baccalaureate back! You accused…
Author: Andrei
At the Little Caesars Arena, The Detroit Red Wings will host the Vegas Golden Knights on March 16, 2025, at 13:00. Could the Red Wings look to bounce back from their 3-5 defeat on March 10, 2025? Teams recent form The Detroit Red Wings have had some troublesome games in the last five: they only won one game against the San Jose Sharks (7-3) two days ago. They suffered three tough losses: 2-4 vs. Utah, 2-5 in Washington, and a narrow 1-2 defeat against Ottawa, earning just two points. The Vegas Golden Knights have won two of their last five…
Eleven years ago, the emergency hospital received an older woman from Botoșani City, Romania, who had been singing continuously for about one week. Her man took her to the hospital out of desperation. We can only imagine how he felt! Who is the woman who sang almost non-stop? In a quiet village in Botoșani County, Romania, called Albești, lived Valeria Iurescu, a 65-year-old woman. Her battle with diabetes brought her to this madness of the effects of this disease. She started to sing continuously: “Da, da, da.” It’s not like listening to the Trio song “Da Da Da I Don’t…
The first round of the Romanian presidential elections occurred on November 24, 2024. Twelve candidates had finished their electoral campaigns with good and bad results—mostly with bad results—and now they would face the harsh reality of the elections. Many politicians and citizens were shocked by the election results. Candidate Călin Georgescu occupied a comfortable first place (22.94%), followed by Elena Lasconi (19.18%), a short distance ahead of Marcel Ciolacu (19.15%). Then, on December 6, 2024, the Constitutional Court of Romania invalidated the election result. The reason was the irregularities of the Călin Georgescu candidate! Things degenerated soon after that! Astrology…
Reactions to the shocking news that swept Romania the day after the first round of voting – Georgescu, as after any ruckus, brought mixed reactions: embarrassment, sometimes even anger – you know how it is. But among the voters of the energy vampire Călin Georgescu, who enters your house from everywhere, not only through the wonders of cutting-edge technology—the Internet—but also through TV, walls, the hood, and the elevator shaft, some people voted by mistake. Not those people who stumble upon the Internet with a vengeance, Mark Zuckerberg himself believes that he will limit the storage bandwidth of each member…
In a high-stakes election year, the PSD-PNL alliance loses another vote on election day. An 86-year-old from Argeș county, Romania did not get to see who the candidates pumped into the polls were. He will not see who will go to the second round. Nor will Băsescu cry tonight when F-lasconi, Russia, FSN, PNL, gold miners, and metal miners after the vote result because he fell dead. How did the trouble happen on election day? The PSD-PNL voter took the stamp and turned the ballot paper over with a single page, and horror gripped him. At first, he thought he…