Elena Lasconi (Romanian liberal politician and former TV presenter) is from the USR (Save Romania Union – liberal opposition party) or as I call it, the USWLFR party (Union Save What’s Left From Romania) and is on the ballot at number 1. Let her be somewhere in the first place!
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The other day, I kept challenging some pro-USR trolls through comments on YouTube, specifically explaining why I think Elena Lasconi is a fake candidate, why she’s an opportunistic ploy designed to siphon votes from other extremists and let things drift, now that Șoșoacă (controversial far-right Romanian female politician) is out of the race – stick it to the EU!
Well, one commenter said that Lasconi, ta-da, or the USR intellectuals could be the best choice or that they would be the least problematic option. I told them they should run for mayor themselves and urged them to do it enthusiastically.
Intellectuals of Romania, Assemble!
Intellectual ladies and gentlemen, people with university degrees, people with their heads screwed on straight, or those who’ve been potty-trained since they were toddlers, who claim you are more enlightened and think you have better ideas than the current mayors – please do it!
If not for your village that has suddenly become a city (with higher taxes), your town or metropolis, at least for diversity’s sake!
And I guarantee half of you will succeed. The public will choose you if you haven’t sold cookware and toilet accessories on TV, reading stupidly from a teleprompter like our Romanian shopping channel host (a reference to Lasconi’s TV presenter background) did – esteemed Lasconi!
Many of you have more university degrees than Mrs. Lasconi. Some of you may be construction engineers, real or aspiring entrepreneurs, apartment building managers, people who pay attention in the neighborhood, justifiably bitter pensioners, and you read more than her.
You don’t need a teleprompter; you can speak and think in real-time – coherently. And you won’t have needed the PR makeover that she did with other candidates from other parties, who schmoozing on Antena 3 (a major Romanian TV news channel).
Better Than Lasconi? Probably Yes.
I vote for whoever I vote for because even though my candidate may not be much brighter than Mrs. Lasconi, at least they know how to speak with authority; being president means having some strength, some backbone if you know what I mean.
She’s having “cojones” (Spanish slang for courage/guts), that’s what I mean! Now, grab the dictionary!
I don’t want to be offensive to Ms. Lasconi or suggest she should return to her cookware sales. But let her return without regrets to her constituency in Cîmpulung (a small Romanian mountain town), where on every fence is written MADE IN PNRR (Romania’s EU Recovery Plan funding), and let her learn how European funds were accessed for the next 40 years!
Let her read the label of the medicinal paraffin from cover to cover and prepare rigorously for the great outpouring!
Let her prepare her dress for the big exam in the fall, there with Mr. Mandolin in the penultimate bench. (Mr. Mandolin is the former Romanian Prime Minister, Forța Dreptei (Force of the Right) leader)
Lasconi Talking with Macron? Really?
Well, what kind of discussion can Lasconi have, for example, with Macron during a visit to Cotroceni (Romanian presidential palace)?
I purposely made that fish pun because I heard Macron was a bit off mentally – that’s what I’m saying. But maybe after tasting some wine and sharing blank stares, after lengthy troubleshooting of childhood memories, after some needlework and a tired sigh – Macron will recite “L’Été Indien” (popular French song), and Lasconi to add a and so on with a flourish.
Because we’ve had ditsy girls before, and we’ve been a Turkish paschal and don’t want to be anymore!
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