- Fake Piedone Reenters Politics, Supposedly Stupid Voters Would Have Forgotten The Colectiv Club Fire
- DIC Party Posters And Affiliates Explainers
- Fake Piedone Gargles A Desperate Declaration Days Before Bucharest Elections
Piedone Want To Entry Bucharest Hall By Storm
Piedone would have made a better name for his political party: Party of Anonymous Humanist Wankers (or its translation – PULA, in Romanian language, which stand for phallus).
It would have been a better one than the Dickcissel Infantilization Center Party. The second one is a decent representation of what this party leader represents. Not only did he have a cheeky toupee to reenter politics after the Colectiv Club fire on 30th October 2015, but he also outdoes himself.
It still haunts me. But not as much as when the Police took him just after the fire. Piedone, dressed in a bumblebee costume that would hide his Rubenscian folds, was unbearable. Piedone, dressed in a bumblebee costume that would hide his Rubenscian folds, was unbearable.
But as much as he wanted to hide out the underbelly problem smoothly, we knew he had a dickcissel problem, a small one, as we could witness through the cutten portion of his Halloween party costume.
The Party Poster Issue
When asked where he was at the time of the fire, he replied: “I was smoking weed at a party in a pit with someone who I gave red buckets…I do whatever I want. I am a gangster, too.“
The press is stunned by his apparent lack of reaction and nerve; the nerve to show off, to lie shameless and pretend that he is defending the rights of voters.
This “Fake Piedone” party can be named in any name. The video below suggests that it can also be PAPPIP, standing for Piedone and Peppa Pig In Park. But it would be too soft for the but-cheek skin of their faces and for our thorny readers, too.
What Is About The Posters and Party Affiliates?
When asked what is all about the electoral poster, he pursed his lips and said:
“I don’t see why not? We are gangsters lurking in the moonlight. People expect to see our eyes.
It is not like you see our faithful souls. I am like a venture capitalist, but I declare myself a truly social-liberal wanker; otherwise, how would the public understand it?
My colleague helped refine the party. He came from law enforcement. Before Twitter became a thing, he was a cirper after he went to jail for misbehaving against criminals.
Now is one of ours. You see, when you are in prison like we did, you can be only a dickcissel who sips dripping water from a condom. If it is new or used, it doesn’t matter; you know how it is in prison, you chirping like a dickcissel, you get out. These stories with written books for getting out are nonsense. These stories are only for the highly educated public, like the one listening to Pavarotti, Cristian Tudor Popescu’s acid articles, and laughing at Vadim Tudor’s thoughts from the heart and Dana Budeanu.
Regarding the logo, my fellow colleague came up with the idea that he should be more involved and incorporate the spirit of the defunct Police, now the Police that goes hand in hand with criminal gangs. I wanted a horse with a big dick running on the beaches: a pedigree horse that runs all day, shits, and walks as he wants as a logo. My colleague is more risk-taking; what can I say more?”
One of the reporters felt the vomit in their throat and made the sign “cut-cut” with the hand on her neck: “That’s it, I am done. It is too much for me!”
Anyone associating with him, even solely imagely, is prone to damaged and irreparable image. Convict or not, associating with him, anyone becomes a convict too, by association, like in MAFIA. You tie your image to him. You cannot undo it; it stinks its odor on you like horse shit.
It is like the Spanish saying/proverb: “Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you who you are!“
Fake Piedone has nothing to do with the celebrity from the Italian series Piedone. The Italian Piedone has achieved something more significant than life and has made history.
This fake and grotesque replica suits, to a certain degree, the public: the most abject ones (looters, criminals, and uneducated people) along with its most extremist colleagues that he mentions in his speeches. Romanian Police would make a brothers-in-law alliance if needed.
Police corruption, scandals and old the same old story
Coincidently and funny enough, Cristian Popescu Piedone backs a candidate from a small comune in central Romania. This candidate is an ex-cop, ex-convict, and possibly an undiscovered unpolished scum. Nobody associating with the Piedone cannot be fair in any way.
This candidate, a backing replica of his party senior, will fix the issues from the comune, like the lift of the bridge that links the station to the rails. The ex-defunct mayor stole even the elevator, and the passengers let themselves down the rope from the upper floors of the trains.
The ex-mayor died when there wasn’t anything left to steal and dropped dead. The press said that the mayor was in a supposedly major corruption scandal, and the guild hung over the mayor’s head, and he couldn’t find a better way to escape. So, he supposedly killed himself. But we all wish that was true because this country – Romania is like a powder from a bee needle. We know it can be, but we are not sure it exists. Pollen can exist on the bee needle, but we cannot be sure.
Those Who Forget Their History Are Condemned to Repeat It
Jorge Agustín Nicolás Ruiz de Santayana y Borrás alias George Santayama
Latest Desperate Statement
In closing, I leave you with an official statement.
Now we can see Piedone as an actual color; perhaps Bucharest will avoid becoming a slum or an outlaw capital. If degenerate and stupid people vote for the Dickcissel Infantilization Center, the Dickcissel bird will die of envy or will fly to Canada.
And we all know that nobody likes Canada and the Canadians. People go to Canada out of desperation or to die, like elephants. When American football is shameful, the supporters turn to the dark side and travesty and choose the National Hockey League.
Watching his video and seeing him juggle words like a swordsman with a tongue was excruciating pain.
It was good that I couldn’t see him sniff potential prey. Otherwise, I would have been disgusted by his saliva, which dropped on the floor while he slipped words like a two-year-old infant. Hallelujah!
Hopefully, the “Dickcissel Infantilization Center” will not take a seat at Bucharest Hall as a ruling party. Please, stop the “DIC”!
Otherwise, indolence, population division, and poverty will take over the degree of masterpiece.
Bucharest sometimes has issues receiving warm water through pipes; we would want something other than a cloth, uneaten, stinky sock to clog it for four years.
Because of indolence, population division, and poverty will take wings to the degree of piece art. Bucharest sometimes has issues receiving warm water through pipes; we would want something other than a cloth, uneaten, stinky sock to clog it for four years.
The Underbelly Of The Beast Of Romanian Politics
You must become more familiar with Romanian politics, a swamp or drain.
You must become more familiar with Romanian politics, a swamp or drain.
The swamp politicians are old folks who cement themselves and stick to their “branch” no matter what happens.
Kissassers and those similar to them wait patiently for their time; when it comes, they stab their colleagues when they expect the least and remove them.
The drain members are the unwanted, who are removed, pariahs of the political society, the renegade children from the trunk of the lie, the prey of desolation and political extinction.
But wait, there are ones to serve as political velcro who catch the voters who don’t vote with the major parties but serve the same interests of those parties, like Cătălin Drulă.
But the main character of this story, this individual – Piedone, is a low-budget film character from Bucharest’s dirty slums, with tough skin and low character.
This so-called quality never existed in politics; these individuals are somehow exceptional. This kind of politician is like a living fossil from an extinct species. The following statements prove that!
First of all, I want to…First, I want to tell you that it is a press statement, not a press conference. And I’m starting to tell you that I’m sorry.
I feel sorry for my family: for my children and grandchildren who were bullied and mocked!
I‘m sorry for Nicusor Dan and Gabriel Firea, who made political calculations regarding my withdrawal from the electoral competition.
I am sorry for all the offers made to me to give up this electoral battle!
I’m sorry that…for the party that I represent today, I represent and that I have represented: the Humanist Social Liberal Party – the horse that made waves in Bucharest and made waves in the country.But, at some point, you have to think about your future, about the good of the people of Bucharest, that’s why, today, I announce to you with regret for some but with happiness for others… they all called “Thursday the retirement of Cristian Popescu Piedone”: – No, Cristian Popescu Piedone is not retiring, Cristian Popescu Piedone is going to battle!
Cristian Popescu Piedone will be the future mayor of the capital, contrary to all the political interests to which I was subjected, threatened, mocked, offered. You, citizens of Bucharest, take back Bucharest or not, it depends only on you, to continue to be political servants.
Let’s use public money only for the interests, yes, the interests of the parties today, the pseudo-alliances that sold you fake candidates, sold you what you hoped for. They threw the local elections and overshadowed what should represent Romania in the European Community, the European Parliament.
Did you hear anyone, today, in this campaign other than Piedone, other than Simion, AUR?
And those who were supposed to receive the Laudatio—Gabriela Firea, a former mayor, and Nicusor Dan, a former mayor…I have some money left in the account of his financial trustee; I will use it for their ticket for relaxation.
I can tell you how well they led Bucharest to disaster! I have 12 points in my contract with the people of Bucharest. Ad-literam, I will stick to these points. It depends on you – June 9, the Social Liberal Humanist Party—the little horse. Vote for Cristian Popescu Piedone, who wants to be on the street for you, not in the chancelleries of the party: “Sir, yes, sir, I serve the country, I serve nobody, nobody but you!
real Cristian Popescu-Piedone statement extracted from the video below, 6th June 2024
Rest in peace, Cristian Popescu Piedone, to the faraway land after the zero in polling! Micutu, the comedian, would dress in the bumblebee costume to celebrate you!
Wait what? Micutu’ will enter politics?
Of all the flowers in the world
I only chose you
I loved you desperately
You loved me out of benefit!
...
Read here how the priest that disappointed me after waiting like a fool (a true story)
Disclaimer:
I do not serve any party affiliation whatsoever and have not received money from them in any form. This article is a pamphlet. Harsh to swallow, acid and sometime sprinkled with some true facts. The real statements, videos and images are flagged accordingly.