Sometimes, what people call funny is just a patched airplane wing held together with cheap band-aid tape — it’s ridiculous, maybe even tragic, depending on how you see it. If you notice this when you reach for the cross on your V-neck blouse, crocheted by your granny, and you want to prompt the pilot to turn back the plane because you forgot to turn off the stove or you just see it online. You are glad you didn’t go, not because your mother warned you not to go, not because of the “those great faraway places” but because you are poor fuck. But you laugh anyway, grateful you didn’t board the ex-banana-truck now rebranded as a way-low-cost airline.
So the following is an urge to laugh off a stiff official document of someone called Gheorghe Ionuț-Inoxidabilul \ Stainless man; yes, you hearted it well.
The artisans of this name are ardent fans of Coldplay, especially of the song Yellow:
Look at the stars. Look at how they shine for you.
Well, wouldn’t a man work on these lyrics?
While the chemical element “Fer” oxidizes, decrepit and standard of the old, ephemeral, and metallic world, Gheorghe Ionuț is stainless man.
He is not bright like a diamond as the famous Rihanna’s lyrics of the song Shine Bright like a Diamond, of course, like any stainless steel, must also be highlighted because what would a stainless steel be without a bit of polish?
Here, the luster becomes perhaps illustrious if it is valued by the cauldron too – pâsla (eng. felt) or Pâslaru (referring to Romanian-American singer Margareta Pâslaru), as the case may be, to integrate the LGBT community so that it does not feel marginalized.
We will look for the possessor of this name to see if he still harbors desolating feelings in his wilderness.
As Mihai Eminescu said with his pen, I quote:
And I in my world feel – immortal and cold.
This was the Romanian language and literature lesson, atypically and involuntarily combined with the musical subculture and any associations of the lyrics in this text with resonant names of the musical artists attempt to lead the young and ignorant people closer to the book.
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