Today, in the basements of the AUR CAN party transitional government of Romania, our nation-loving extremists and conspiracy theorists Simion and Gavrilă issued a revolutionary plan: all Romanians, including ex-president Mr. Băsescu, will get their baccalaureate back— round 2 of the Romanian Election, Baccalaureate back!
Georgică Simion from AUR party stated bluntly:
If our cosmic and omnipresent brother, who watches over us from Vienna, promised soda in an envelope and ketchup on tap – and not from Obor market, from the Turks, but from our butchers at Romanian Central Electoral Bureau – we give the Baccalaureate back! You accused us of being uneducated, but we read from the verses of our beloved Marcy D’Arcy: «Well, don’t make me give you a headache anymore!»
At that moment, his colleague Anamaria Gavrilă – who we don’t know how she got here, probably fished out of the river – took a few steps, thought deeply and declared:
I followed my colleague’s advice to implement the sacred expression in the party: “What are you doing, you’re leaving me with these nerves?”
George Simion (AUR):
Sensational!
Anamaria Gavrilă (CAN party):
But that’s not all! The Great Leader changes the party’s motto! From today, our motto is: We suck the brains of young people because we CAN, man!
And so, CAN party becomes:
“Citizens Against Nation party”
In conclusion, George Simion also promised:
We take everything, cheap!
And he disappeared in a cloud of exhaust, perhaps towards Moldova region, where the victims are still waiting for the promised houses (at 35,000 euros each).
Hope dies last!
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