Romanian citizens of all backgrounds, prepare yourselves! A political figure is about to exit Romanian politics through the back door – a gentleman who apologizes excessively for who he is and, above all, for who he is not, to create a small media buzz around himself: Mircea Geoană (former NATO Deputy Secretary-General and current presidential candidate)!
Little man, little bubble – you know how it goes!
Don’t we usually put weak politicians on trial in the court of public opinion?
Mr. Geoană, are you giving up on politics?
I suggest he deserves to be whipped!
But who exactly is this defendant we’re discussing?
This character worthy of Caragiale (Romania’s greatest satirical playwright, like a Romanian Mark Twain) is perhaps the most complex figure, sharing facial and character traits with Dracula, the Grinch, and Smeagol. He’s a mix between Heathcliff, Joan of Arc, Laurel and Hardy and the moth that flies too close to the flame.
By the way, for Heathcliff, you remember the key combination B-R-O-N-T-E – Emily Brontë. Thank you.
Geoană is like a gray mold stain embedded in parquet flooring forgotten in a warehouse – though it can’t be sold as quality parquet, it might be pawned off as some other inferior product!
If Călin Georgescu (far-right Romanian presidential candidate with alleged Russian ties) is the pipeline for Moscow’s influence, along with others, then Geoană is the drain that channels it. He seems to have crafted his entire public relations strategy from Caragiale’s satirical texts.
God has a wickedly dark sense of humor, and we’re living through historically absurd political times.
Thus, NATO essentially got rid of him. He was just a paper-pushing errand boy who somehow got the wrong credentials and ended up as NATO’s Deputy Secretary-General.
How can someone be so foolish as to not eliminate evidence linking them to questionable people? Like the connections to Marian Vanghelie (former Bucharest mayor, convicted of corruption), and then give such a ridiculous explanation while stuttering through it.
Traian Băsescu Close Uppercut to Mircea Geoană
But the stuttering must have been decisive in provoking Traian Băsescu (former Romanian President, 2004-2014) to intervene and attack him, especially now. Băsescu sensed Geoană was so politically weak that he moved in quickly, like a shark detecting blood in the water.
He trampled on what little honor remained of this decrepit political fossil. Băsescu attacked him from all angles, forgetting this wasn’t even his fight:
Mr. Băsescu, we’re not back in 2009!” (referring to when Băsescu narrowly defeated Geoană in the presidential election)
Please take your medication for memory loss and return to the DIGI TV asylum (Romanian news channel where Băsescu often appears) to be put to sleep!
And don’t hit Geoană too hard because he’s not the enemy of the Romanian people – he’s already too weak in the political polls anyway!
Video version of the article Mircea Geoană: “I don’t need an anti-election campaign: I’m too low in the polls!”
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